UL's Card Corner: Conjurer's Closet

Alright friends, get comfortable. R.Kelly and me are about to drop some street knowledge.

Once Upon A Time there was a guy that wanted to pee on you, and to fly, but he wound up bein' an R&B Singer. The End? Ah Hell No! We're just gettin' started!

So Ladies, but mostly Gentlemen, the card that should be coming to the big screen near you is Conjurer's Closet, and it's so good that no one could've possibly fathomed it. I know I didn't.

Conjurer's Closet is a down payment on your future, cause it makes all your "Comes Into Play" triggers more relevant. If you're like me, and you love your Sad Robots and Reveillarks and Aether Adepts, you'll love The Closet.

One of the reasons this card is good is because of the first line of its rules text. Getting to trigger on your end step is A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER than the "upkeep" clause you might see with cards that are similar, therefore also giving your best beaters vigilance. It's bonkers with Titans.

 However, the best reason you should be playing this card isn't because of its mechanical prowess. It's because you get to say your dude is...

And they can't do nothin' cause he's

And don't you wish that your dudes could get

But you just can't help 'em cause you're havin' too much fun gettin'

(TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET!)

Alright. I got a little carried away. Hopefully you will too. The Closet is a special card and a fun new special tool prime and ready for future abuse. Amaze your friends! Make a splash on your next kitchen table! It does everything you want, except what a real closet does!
Play this card, or seriously, R. Kelly will beat up someone at a health club, or worse, sink into despair, and find himself LIT-TRILLY

Peace, Love, and Land Drops.

-UL.