Sunday, September 21, 2014

Khans of Tarkir Set Review: Threats

Hello and welcome to The General Zone's Review of Khans of Tarkir! I am Grandpa Growth and I will be guiding you through the myriad landscapes of Magic's newest multicolor set.

First, let us establish the ground rules. Same as always:
  • The set review will be broken into multiple parts, separated by the function the cards serve within the game. Threats, answers, utility cards, mana producers/fixers, and Legendary Creatures, which get their own article because of how important they are to the Commander format.
  • Being that this is a blog about Commander, we will be looking at these cards through the lens of a Commander player. I will make notes about other formats, but in general my comments are meant to be taken in the context of Commander. 
  • I will not be reviewing any cards that are not relevant to Commander. If you feel that we skipped a card that should have been included please make your case in the comments. Additionally, no reprints will be mentioned in any of these articles. Their place in the format is already known and doesn't need to be re-evaluated just because the card got new art. Remember also that there will be several segments of this review and just because a card doesn't appear in this segment doesn't mean that it has been ignored. It probably just got moved to another post.
Now that we have the introductions out of the way let's talk about the set. The long awaited, the much touted WEDGE SET! It is the end of an era. Wizards has made major announcements regarding the future of Magic set releases. The block structure we have been using for almost two decades is going away. Khans is the last of its kind. Is it going to be the grand send off that we all deserve? Signs point overwhelmingly to yes, but let's take a look at the cards just for good measure.

In this article we will be discussing the threat cards. A threat is something that you try to win the game with. Usually Creatures and Planeswalkers, but any card type can manifest itself as a win condition in the right deck. Since the set is so jam packed full of juice, these articles are going to get pretty lengthy. To compensate, I will endeavor to treat each comment with an application of brevity...starting now:


Herald of AnafenzaHere we have a mediocre token generator. This is unlikely to shine anywhere except limited because of how slow and costly it is. Ending up with a handful of tokens and a single large Creature after several turns of a heavy mana investment is not a great plan to win the game. If you are interested in effects like this, you already have a deck full of better options. Leave this at home.





Master of PearlsSurprise kills are huge. It is simple to visualize a scenario where casually flipping this thing up can create a lethal amount of damage. It is also much more innocuous than your run-of-the-mill anthem effect. It can come down early and deal damage on its own, without alerting your opponent to the imminent threat that it poses.

I don't often play token swarm decks, mainly because I feel they are overly blunt. Adding a touch of subterfuge could go a long way towards improving the archetype as a whole. In the same way that Overrun effects steal games for Green, this can do the same for White.


Wingmate RocThis card is worse than Broodmate Dragon in a variety of ways. It is also better in some other regards. Neither is ever going to be relevant in Commander for any reason other than nostalgia. This card will tear up Standard in the coming months, but it is a few birds shy of a hen house when it comes to EDH.

Lifegain, the ability that most clearly distinguishes it from its predecessors, is nearly irrelevant in a format where you start with a huge chunk of extra health.. Play Geist-Honored Monk instead.



Clever ImpersonatorThis will be the single most impactful card from the set. It has no peers in Khans of Tarkir. One could make the argument that widescale availability of Onslaught fetchlands to newer players will create upheaval in decklists, but I am going to lay that discussion aside for another time.

This card is the most significant update to cloning technology that we have had since the massive rules overhaul last summer. Clever Impersonator is going to be in every deck that can produce Blue mana. No exceptions. If you aren't playing it, you are intentionally lowering the quality of your decks and your play experience. Get a hold of as many copies as you can because if the prerelease is any indicator, they will be sought after for years.



Pearl Lake AncientFor a while it seemed like every set had an obligatory giant Red monster. While that remains mostly true, obligatory Blue monsters are starting to appear equally frequently. Why? Heck if I know, loyal reader. I literally can't think of a single deck in the format that needs this card. It is most useful as a way to protect your lands from Strip mine, but land destruction is most effective when used early and often so if you made it to seven mana against a ponza deck, you probably won.

The truth is that there are just so many better finishing Creatures in Blue. You are much more likely to win the game with something else. It is so replaceable that the question begs to be answered: "Why am I still talking about it?"




Thousand WindsWe now have a rare version of Aetherize and it is attached to a big Flying body.  I prefer to think of this as the Blue Sunblast Angel, which places it in a pretty strong position.

This is going to be a standout limited bomb and is likely to see some sparse adoption at casual tables as well. It is competing for a small number of spots against some other very impressive cards, but players who are new the format or looking for a refreshing change of pace will quickly realize the power of this card. Decks can always use a good token hoser.




Bloodsoaked ChampionGood golly. I wish Wizards would stop printing Creatures that look like this. They are powerhouses in Standard aggressive decks, often make it into aggro-slanted cubes, and generally make games of EDH unfun. The flavor text might as well just read: "Combine with Skull Clamp for best results." Token sacrifice decks everywhere are salivating at the chance include even MORE redundancy into their already air-tight decklists.





Empty the PitsSo, it is basically Army of the Damned as an Instant. Bear in mind that the aforementioned zombie-bomb is real, represents an immediate clock even in the late stages of the game, and makes more chump blockers than you can shake a severed limb at. It is not unreasonable to think that this will make more, potentially many more, tokens than Army ever did. It doesn't have Flashback, which is a high price, but I consider the two relatively equal at this point in time, which means that this is an auto-include in many Swamp-based decks.



Ashcloud PhoenixSpeaking of being good with Skullclamp...

Phoenix(es?) is a sweet, flavorful Creature type that has been occasionally asserting their claim on the upper rarity of Red's set skeletons for years. This is an excellent addition to that crew. Guaranteed to come back, guaranteed to smash face. I can dig that. I have a mono Red build that I will be debuting on Ill-Gotten Games in a few weeks that could really use a card like this.

As a general rule, every Morph Creature becomes slightly more powerful with the printing of every other Morph Creature. It just becomes harder and harder to accurately predict which card you are playing against. Some Morphers demand removal before they turn up, which is a scary and skill-testing situation. Given the growing volume of Morph, you can expect your opponents to guess wrong a solid percentage of the time.


Sarkhan, the DragonspeakerWhoa, whoa, whoa...he gets Indestructible too?! Original Gideon must feel pretty silly. This card is just awesome. The best Red planeswalker that we have seen in my opinion. Each ability is powerful. Each will get used quite a bit. It can protect itself. It can generate pressure and card advantage. It has a very reachable ultimate that, while it doesn't win the game, puts you into an advantaged position.

I rather like the idea that a planeswalker's ultimate doesn't necessarily need to do something insane and gamebreaking. Can't we just make it cheap, strong, and efficient like normal cards? OH! We can? Thanks, I'll take it.



Hooded Hydra
OBLIGATORY HYDRA! This time with Morph. Wheeeeeeeeeeee! In all seriousness though, I have always seen Symbiotic Wurm as being just outside the fringe of playability in Commander. This is scalable, so it doesn't need to be so dog garn expensive. I can get behind that. I don't expect it to replace any of the standard Green beaters that we see already, but it is worth a thought if you are looking for something off the beaten path.





Meandering Towershell
You know I have to say it...


Bonus points for the Dubstep Remix!


Ankle ShankerIf you had told me they were going to print a Creature with Haste, First Strike, AND Deathtouch I would get nervous. This gives keywords to your whole team, which is a pretty sweet bonus. I do have some misgivings though, like what do you say to declaring no blockers? This just doesn't do enough damage to present a realistic clock. It is only good if you have a giant army that is slightly less giant than your opponent's. Frankly, I don't get into situations like that all too often because, ya know, Wrath of God.


Kheru Lich Lord

This isn't Legendary and that feels like a missed opportunity for fans of Commander. I will always appreciate a sweet Creature when it is printed. Ditto for reanimation engines. Being three colors though, I just don't see where this is getting played outside of Commander and with that in mind, BUG isn't the deepest color combination in terms of potential Commanders. I would really have liked to be able to sleeve this guy up at the helm of a value mill deck. BUG is just so much more enticing than RBU because of that all important Green.

On a side note, I am not looking forward to people using the terminology Sultai instead of BUG. That doesn't feel like an improvement.



Rakshasa DeathdealerThis has already drawn favorable comparisons to Putrid Leech, a card which dominated its Standard environment and even saw some Legacy play in its prime. Cheap, efficient Creatures are never going out of style and you can never have too many of them. Deathdealer has the added bonus of becoming a huge source of damage rather quickly, resisting removal, and being able to trade (or not) with much larger, more expensive threats.




Savage KnucklebladeIt has a lot of abilities. Some are pretty good, I guess. It has efficient numbers, but I just don't see this being good enough for Commander. This color combination in particular has access to basically every kind of giant face-smashing monster you could ever dream of, so why settle for this one that is hard to cast, and doesn't provide any avenues for card advantage.







Sorin, Solemn VisitorOur final card for today, yet another version of Sorin. Now he has the added bonus of an even sweeter, less flavor appropriate trench coat. I wonder what his sword is named? Ever since Elspeth got her own Legendary weapon I am (blood)thirsty for more. BUT I DIGRESS.

Solemn Visitor has some generic color appropriate abilities that are neither exciting nor groundbreaking. As far as planeswalkers go, this is an exceedingly mediocre one. Also, because of the relative dearth of strictly B/W commanders, this is a card that isn't likely to see much play in Commander.

I am happy to see Sarkhan and Sorin reunited in the same block because it marks a return to the storyline that brought us such historical high notes as Jace TMS and the Eldrazi. I don't think that it is a coincidence that this set also features fetchlands, just like the last time we saw these two pdubs together. I am very interested to see how this story unfolds and I look forward to the inevitable return to Zendikar for the dramatic final showdown with the uncolored alien overlords.

What do you think of the set so far? Do you agree with my evaluations? Did you have a blast battling it out with the new cards this weekend at your local prerelease events? Get at us in the comments!

We will be back Tuesday, Thursday, and again next Sunday with ongoing coverage of the set, so look for new segments of the set review as they go live!

-GG

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